Weight Loss Jokes 1

Easy Weight Loss 

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I was talking to my doctor about a weight-loss patch I had seen advertised.

Supposedly you stick it on, and the pounds melt away.

"Does it work?" I asked.

"Sure," he said. "If you put it over your mouth."

-- Mary Kaapke

The Old-School Approach 

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The biggest loser at my weight-loss club was an elderly woman. 

"How'd you do it?" we asked.

 "Easy," she said. "Every night I take my teeth out at six o'clock." 

-- Cathy J. Schreima 

A Piece of Cake

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My sister decided to go on a diet, and that first evening she phoned me.

I could tell her mouth was full, so I asked her what she was eating.

"A cupcake," she mumbled.

"I just got on the scale, and it read 149 1/2 pounds. I decided that was no place to start a diet, so I'm rounding it off to 150."

-- Sharon E. Askegreen








Source: Reader's Digest

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