This story is not related to weight loss. Neither related to anyone. Posted this for fun.
An Arab stranded in the desert. He has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that his camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers that he has a Manischevitz wine bottle.
It appears that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrews the top and out pops a genie. The amazed man asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"
"I wish I were surrounded by water. I want to be white and have women show their naked butt to welcome me."
POOF!
The man turned into a toilet bowl in women's toilet.
The moral: Your wish could cost you half a million dollars. Be careful what you wish for.
Let's have a small talk:
If you were stranded on a deserted island but could only have one thing in the world, what would it be?
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| For illustration: Genie and Aladdin. Image from tv-facts.net |
It appears that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrews the top and out pops a genie. The amazed man asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"
"I wish I were surrounded by water. I want to be white and have women show their naked butt to welcome me."
POOF!
The man turned into a toilet bowl in women's toilet.
The moral: Your wish could cost you half a million dollars. Be careful what you wish for.
Let's have a small talk:
If you were stranded on a deserted island but could only have one thing in the world, what would it be?
What a fun post! It made me chuckle. Stopping from SITS!
ReplyDeleteThanks for a fun post and a well needed laugh! I'm not sure what I would want on a deserted island. Now I'm going to need to think about that one!! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeletegood luckkk :)
ReplyDeleteI am glad you liked it!
ReplyDeleteA much needed laugh here too! Id have to think about what I would want if put in that situation. lol
ReplyDeleteLOL that is hilarious and totally unexpected!! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
ReplyDeleteFun post and thanks for your lovely comment dear...
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed this. Looking forward to reading more of your posts.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! I am going to have to take lots of time in making my wish. I don't want to end up with something like that.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOL.too good!
ReplyDeleteThat is funny. I think in every case, you need to be careful of what you wish for! Thanks for visiting my blog this weekend.
ReplyDeleteThat is funny. I think in every case, you need to be careful of what you wish for! Thanks for visiting my blog this weekend.
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